morethanalackey

really whi do we need volcaynoes???? what do they do?? they just have lots of fire. HOW DOES THAT HELP NE1??? it didnt help me thats 4 sure. i started 2 get really hunrgy and i new no one was comin 4 me so i just started running and running and running and running and monsters were everywere an they attacked me but i kept running and runnin and i thought my chest would explode and i almost past out and died but i found the exit. no 1 came 2 help me. GESS I DONT HAVE NE FREINDS HUH????

i gess now i no 4 sure tat logos and leblanc arent my friends. i found a fone made of fire and i called them and burned my face but all they did was laugh. im gonna go back 2 mallboro ALONE. no more sindicat 4 me IM DONE 4 GOOD THIS TIME. im gonna get a job and be a nice person and maybe people will liek me again.

i h8 volcaynoes.

i am in a volcayno and it makes me sad :(

their is fire on teh floor and fire on the walls and it burns really bad. and the monsters r all fire too and they attack me and it hurts. i looked for a way out but instead i found a laptop w/internet but its made of fire 2 and it hurts 2 type on it. :( i am typing this w/a rock i found b/c i dont wanna touch the keybord of fire. i just wanna go home. ne1 no how to get back 2 mallboro? ne1 no were leblanc or logos is? i was living w/them for a while and they were mean 2 me but they r still better than all this fire.

i dont no what volcayno this is. some1 help me please :(

the falcin jack costume always has a smile but i dont :(

no ones really gambling right now so theres not much for me 2 do so i just lay on the poker tables and stare at the ceiling. ive been counting how many times the ceiling fan goes around but i always get dizzy after 300 and losecount. guess ill keep trying.

i gambled a little during my break and lost so now i feel even worse. i tried to earn back my losings and lost again so then i felt even worser. i think the machines are rigged.

or maybe LIFE is rigged. the world hates me.

im going back 2 the poker tables now. im going 2 make it 2 at least 400 this time for sure.

setzer wants me 2 go around 2 different stores and draw more customers since not much is happening at the legacy. sezter suggested dancing 2 ringtones and that was fun except sum of the phones shot out bad statuses. luckily i wasnt hit by ne. but then the manager of the ringtone store made me leave and i ran out of ideas, since the only idea i had was the one setzer gave me. i went over to the longeray shop and tried 2 dance with the coatracks but i got kicked out. i tried 2 make a techno lightshow with the thunder materia at the promised land but i ended up with singed feathers. some kids laughed but i think it was a "laugh at" and not a "laugh with." after that i really ran out of ideas and then i just danced in the hallways but everyone just ignored me.

which got me thinking... my only good idea of the day was the one setzer gave me. i only have good ideas when there other peoples ideas. maybe lebank and logos were right... maybe im nothing but a big fat idiot who cant do anything......

im going to take tomorrow off i think... :(

this is an apology 2 all the parents of all the children i scared last nite. u see i dont like the dark and when the power went out i got a little freaked. as it turns out its a bad thing for a large man dressed as a big black bird 2 go running around flapping his wings and screaming when children are around. when i realized that i was fritening them, i took of my bird head 2 show that i was just a person and not a bird monster from hell. well it turns out that its hard 2 see my real head when im wearing my falcin jack suit especially in the dark so all the kids saw was a giant bird monster from hell rip its own head off and yell ITS OKAY KIDS ITS OKAY IM NOT A MONSTER!!

im sorry every1.......

its soooo unfair!!! norg just trashed the place a few days ago! and we didnt even do anything. setzer and i have been really nice. reno and rude have been okay too. norg just came in and started being mean to setzer and then some of the kids came up to norg and norg went off on them too and they cried and i cried a little too even though i didnt get yelled at. poor kids! poor setzer! poor store! im gonna do everything i can to make sure the store suvives because i like it here even if i have to work more or give some money to fix stuff.

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

people have started tipping me for my awesum job as falcin jack!! actualy only 1 person has tipped me so far but its a start! usually the only hand outs i get come when kids throw food at me which i dont mind because i like food. neway next time i see the guy in red ill give him TWO hugs and maybe ill get TWO dolars. it makes sense 2 me.

its really kewl how wearin a mask makes you feel like u can do anything and get away with it. im not shy but ive been doing sum pretty embarasing stuff over at daryls legacy u should come watch. i learnd how to tuck in my head and arms and legs so that im just a big ball that the kids can roll round the floor. i learnd the art and scienz of making up songs while dancing on a blackjack table. i also learnd that it takes fifteen fourth graders to drag me down to the ground.

its AWESOME! im having so much more fun than i ever was working at a shoe store.

i learnd that teh hard way. i had a really big piece of turky in my fridge. i think the people who lived in my apartment b4 me left it behind. neway, i wuz really hungry so i had a bit and then i threw up A LOT. but i didnt no that food can make u sick so i just called off work and had sum more turky and then i threw up sum more. mr x death got sick of me calling in sick so he sent tristam and desch to com get me even tho i wuz pukin A LOT. so i wuz at work for like an hour and i puked on just about every1 so mr x death sent me home and i had sum more turky. finally i ran out of turky and i got better. thats when i figgured out that the turky was makin me sick.

neway im back now and im feeling better. im sorry if i threw up on any of u. i hope youll still be my friend.

so i threw my party the other day and it was pretty good. an ok amount of people came but not as many as id like. and also their wasnt much 2 do becuz i didnt realize how small my apartment was til i filled it with people. i had some video games set up but a few people kept hogging them and wouldnt let others play. a few others kept messing with the music. i spent HOURS making a sweet mix and they kept skipping songs! u cant do that! 1 song has 2 flow into the next! there was food 2 but that went really fast.

all in all i need 2 prepare better. but now i no what 2 do, so my next party will be EVEN BETTER! and ill give u guys more warning. i think i just kinda dropped it on people last time so they might have already had plans.

big thanx to every1 who showed up! you guys r awesome!